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VEHICLE/TRAVEL JERKS – CHAPTER SEVEN

YOU’RE A JERK IF… You play extremely loud music on your car’s sound system.

How about we all turn our car’s audio equipment to the highest level?  How about you get a clue and simply turn your system down because we think you have crappy taste in music and you shouldn’t share it with us?

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STUDENT/TEACHER JERKS – CHAPTER TEN

YOU’RE A JERK IF… As a teacher you give passing grades to students who do not meet the qualifications to go on to the next level of classes.

Talk about shirking your responsibility.  You are a disgrace to the educational system.  Regardless of the temptation, please, don’t do this.

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RESTAURANT JERKS – CHAPTER ONE

YOU’RE A JERK IF… You don’t empty your table at a food court or fast food restaurant.

It’s called common courtesy. Why would you leave your mess for others to clean up? Not only do people have to wait for a table, they also have to clean up your mess. Buss the table… jerk.

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PET OWNER JERKS – CHAPTER EIGHT

YOU’RE A JERK IF… You let your dog/cat sit and shed on your furniture and you don’t clean it.

There is nothing like coming to visit you and when we get home, we look like a shaggy dog ourselves. Either don’t allow the dog/cat to get on the furniture, brush it regularly, or don’t ask us over because it is not appropriate that we have to “de-fur” our clothing.

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JERKS IN GENERAL – CHAPTER TWELVE

YOU’RE A JERK IF… You never vote but you constantly whine about the politicians who get elected.

If you don’t vote, you don’t vote. That’s your choice. However, you and your fellow non-voting jerks don’t have any right to criticize the election process. If all of you would have voted you might have changed the outcome. Close your mouth and deal with it until the next election. Then, join in and campaign vigorously for your candidate and vote.

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TEACHER/STUDENT JERKS – CHAPTER TEN

YOU’RE A JERK IF…  As a student, you humiliate other students.

OK boys and girls, it’s time to start learning about this. There is always going to be someone you can make fun of for a variety of reasons. When you feel the urge… don’t do it. Why? Here are 3 possible answers. Please select the one that most closely describes the correct answer.

1. It is not the proper thing to do.

2. It may come back and bite you in the butt.

3. Both 1 & 2.

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POLITICAL JERKS – CHAPTER ELEVEN

YOU’RE A JERK IF…  The election is over and your campaign signs are not taken down for weeks and, sometimes, months.

Whether you won or lost, take the signs down as quickly as possible. You have the total obligation and responsibility to get those signs down. Get the job done.

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PET OWNER JERKS – CHAPTER EIGHT

YOU’RE A JERK IF… You let your dog jump on, sniff, hump, and lick your guests.

Believe it or not, most of us don’t like this stuff. When the doorbell rings it is time to put the dog away unless it is your dog’s obedience trainer.   “Oh, he’s very friendly”, “He wants to get to know you”, “He won’t bite”, is meaningless to us. We don’t care. We came to visit you, not your dog. Please cage him up and keep him quiet.

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RESTAURANT JERKS – CHAPTER ONE

YOU’RE A JERK IF…   You put your cigarette out in your food.

Talk about disgusting. Why don’t you just throw up on your plate also? If you must smoke, use an ashtray. Better yet, leave and then have your smoke. We’d all appreciate being able to breathe while we eat.

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ENTERTAINMENT/SPORTING EVENTS JERKS – CHAPTER FIVE

YOU’RE A JERK IF… You refuse to move over a seat or two to let a couple sit together at a movie.

Be careful of who is asking you to move. He may just want to show his girl how to get the seats without saying another word. Move your butt over.